OK, people, so one of the reasons I like living in Rhode Island so much is that WE DON'T HAVE NATURAL DISASTERS.
WHAT THE FUCK.
Sure, as natural disasters go, this one isn't all that bad, but I mean really. They're evacuating neighborhoods adjacent to mine.
And worst of all:
MY BASEMENT IS FLOODED.
If I could get some sympathy about this from four or five people I've never met in person, I'd really appreciate it.