I never, ever look at the Providence Journal website, because a) that newspaper sucks, b) their website sucks, c) their website sucks, and d) the newspaper sucks. But in looking for updates on all this frickin' flooding, I came across this headline:
Woman denies having consensual sex with officer
You mean woman was fucking raped, you asswipes.
OOPSY: That's not the Providence Journal, that's the Channel 10 news website. Whatever.