new methods

thanks to this video i have a new metric for truth (skip to 2:14). by following this method, i now know these things:

• barack obama wrote twilight (298,000 hits)
• princess di was in avatar (1,360,000 hits)
  
• martin luther king had butt sex (1,190,000,000 hits)
• fdr could dunk (163,000 hits)
• george steinbrenner is the lindbergh baby (53,300 hits)

also - it seems like there is such a huge population of people on the internet who get criticism of world leaders about half right before veering headlong into harebrained (but amusing) conspiracy theories and perplexing nationalism.